March 2012
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Það er svo margt sem mig langar að skrifa um. Ég er byrjuð að skrifa ýmislegt sem ég hugsa í Word skjal til þess að sturta ekki öllu sem mér dettur í hug inná internetið.
Mundi allt í einu eftir því þegar ég var að spjalla við föður minn um viðtal sem var við Jón Gnarr í helgarblaði DV fyrir nokkru síðan. Í viðtalinu sagði hann frá atburði sem átti sér stað í Bandaríkjunum, þar sem hann upplifði...
juliara replied to your post: Hvaða helvítis árátta er þetta hjá sumum að reyna…
nákvæm. fokking. lega.
Þetta er komið út í svo mikið rugl. Fólk gæti alveg eins sagt fokk jú feita frú gamla kú og það væri alveg jafn málefnanlegt og hitt.
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whosthatgirl-itsjess:
Yellowman...
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Hvaða helvítis árátta er þetta hjá sumum að reyna að halda því fram að gremja eða reiði einhverra, gremja eða reiði sem er fullkomlega réttlætanleg, sé vegna skorts á tippum í píkunum þeirra uppá síðkastið?
February 2012
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“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman (via childhoodgames)
Barrowman, everyone.
(via rt-hon-harry-koschei-saxon)
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
(via fuckyeahgaycamelot)
The show is over and there’s some sort of webcam-afterparty and it’s mostly French Canadians being weird.
domahuhe replied to your post: What’cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? (Fergie á íslensku. Oh my.)
I think there’s an untapped market in Icelandic translations of bad pop songs. ;)
I think you are absolutely correct. Could probably make someone very rich.
domahuhe asked: What'cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? (Fergie á íslensku. Oh my.)
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I want to try to get on the show and ask him to play something ridiculous but I’m scared. Maybe next time.
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I'm watching this guy doing a live show.. It's... →
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Darn earthquakes making me too scared to sleep. My heart had just ceased it’s attempts at fleeing out of my ass when the second and harder one started >_> It’s sudoku time!
tebollar asked: The goose is eating all of my sea horses!
hachi-kitty asked: Sigurbjörg is super cute! :3
Anonymous asked: Just great, the toaster has taken up poetry again.
Anonymous asked: Oh no, grandma is horny again.
Send me an English word and I'll write it down in...
tebollar:
If you want, send me a sentence. A word is kind of useless lol.
Oh yes. Do this. Except my native language is English so send me English things and I’ll translate them to Icelandic.
I want to do this also!
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I AM SO COLD. I wish I had a bathtub.
So this noon I pedaled on ice for the first time? And through hail to the grocery store? Well I pedaled through hail, again, back to school this afternoon because I was asked to come rehearse some klezmer routine thing we’re apparently playing at a competition of some sort.
The moment I got to school, snow started piling up outside. Then an hour and a...
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Iceland, your weather is weird.
I kept looking out the window all morning hoping that the ice was melting (there wasn’t much of it but I was too scared to go pedaling to school). Just before I had to leave, I checked once more and it seemed fine. After about 20 meters, there was loads of ice and other freezy bits. It was actually not that bad. Maybe even, I know it’s silly, exciting.
After school I pedaled my way to...
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Fancy is a...
Ég veit ekki hvort þetta sé grín eða ekki..
Er að skoða atvinnuauglýsingar og í einni stendur þetta:
Hæfniskröfur
Eiginleikar sem leitast er eftir eru: stundvísi jákvæðni heiðarleiki góðir samskiptahæfileikar eiga gott með að vinna í teymi eiga gott með að vinna sjálfstætt góð íslensku kunnáttu
GÓÐ ÍSLENSKU KUNNÁTTU!!!!!!!!!
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Today I was going to pedal my way to the nearest store, because I didn’t have the confidence to go any further. It’s also one of the most expensive stores you can go to. Earlier today I had watched Stephen Fry’s The Secret Life of the Manic Depressive.
I decided to put an audiobook written by and read by Stephen Fry onto my mp3 player and listen to it while riding around...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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“That’s the nature of being a teenager. It felt awkward and ugly and different. I...”
– David Tennant (via state0fdreaming)
Holy motherfuck, I tell ya!
On my way home from the drug store and grocery store I saw dark smoke coming out of a car ahead and thought it was the exhaust. But the guy stopped the car, got out, popped up the hood and IT WAS ON FUCKING FIRE!!
I called the emergency services and after I hung up my hands were shaking like crazy. Some person came running out of a house with a fire extinguisher and they managed to put out (at...
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I had an awesome dream.
Jemaine and Bret were visiting me and we were just hanging out and playing cards and stuff in my hometown. At some point Jemaine showed me a card and asked how high it was and answered himself with “maybe about 6 centimeters high or something”. Heaps of high fives were given.
Then we went driving and then walked around some city looking for Mountain Dew. We...
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I chewed some blister skin off of my thumb and now it hurts. I need to stop this skin chewing business.